jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(via moriarty)

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

(Source: awfulhappy, via hotboyproblems)

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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(via nasturbate)

thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

(via guy)

How to Draw

loveyouheichou:

1. You have no talent

2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent

3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you

(Source: lordnitori, via ryanvallejo)

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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(via humorking)

radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

(via olivegarden)

paigeflip:

riddlemehiddleston:

saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

I literally remember doing this as a kid

^ cried myself to sleep for like 3 months after I figured out id die at some point.

(Source: lolgifs.net, via guy)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy, via guy)

luxnplush:

bolinsbiceps:

waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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(via joshpeck)

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

(Source: impastabowl, via olivegarden)