departured:

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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stability:

when people try to tell me i dont know anything about fashion

then how do u explain

THIS

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

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(Source: iraffiruse, via clestroying)

idahoing:

gays who describe themselves as “straight acting”

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jasamey:

when ur following someone thinking that they are cool and they start to post really shit stuff 

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(via neatpotatoes)

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via pornstarwars)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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